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Friday, February 19, 2010

Found on the Web

From failblog:

Photoessay: Cafe 9

New Haven, CT

By far one of the most interesting bathrooms in New Haven. It just looks like it's seen a ton of shit, pun intended.














It's also one of the worst places to take a dump because the only barrier between the jon and the rest of the men's room is a set of saloon doors.



There has been a sticker for a local band--The Black Noise Scam--in the urinal for a long time now. Several of the letters have somehow wasted away though, so it just says "THE B NO E SCAM." I'm not really sure how this could have happened. I don't imagine someone stuck their hand in this thing. I guess urine can be
quite the erosive force.



Stickers and graffiti everywhere.





And a sweet "OFF-OFF" switch.






















Dee hooked it up with the girl's room.










Shoddiest paper towels in town.



















This last point is serious.

Bakersfield Gas Station

Bakersfield, CA
submitted by Steve, WCC. Whom we finally catch a glimpse of in this all-encompassing mirror one shot.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Delaney's Tap Room

New Haven, CT

submitted by Tony.

"So, I went into the bathroom at Delaney's and this dude was taking a picture of himself pissing so went to walk past him and he explained how there was a Yankees hat in the urinal and he was pissing on it. After he was done I figured I'd take a picture of the hat and when I went to take it he jumped in the photo to show me his tattoo. It was a very weird encounter. When I was using it though I couldn't help from taking a photo too. He had left the bathroom."

The Anchor

New Haven, CT

Apparently, they've been having problems with people using the garbage can as a seat, and how could you blame them? It's such a lovely place to stop and have a sit down with some friends and take on some barely-legible men's room scrawl. Also, I like how the toilet paper holder is used to hold the new roll, which is then used as a shelf for the autonomous roll in use...sounds like the makings of a Jeff Foxworthy "You know you're a redneck if..." bit.


Sunday, January 24, 2010

Kitchen Zinc

New Haven, CT
Partners in lime: The Urinal Said to the John.
"Hey man, how's it going down there?"
"Good, dude, how's the air up there?"


Yale Library

Door Fail.